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Joke #20
Q: What did the Seahawks fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Dammit Mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having the best dream!"
Joke #19
Q: Why can't Russell Wilson use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can't find the receiver.

Joke #18
Q: How many Seahawks fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None they are happy living in 49ers shadow!
Joke #17
Q: What do you call an Seattle Seahawks with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Joke #16
Q: If you have a car containing a Seahawks wide receiver, a Seahawks linebacker, and a Seahawks defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Joke #15
Q: What do you call an Seattle Seahawk in the Super Bowl?
A: A referee.
Joke #14
Q: Why do Seattle Seahawks fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Joke #13
Q: How do the Seahawks spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
Joke #12
Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and the Seahawks?
A: O.J. Simpson had a defense.
Joke #11
Q: Why was Pete Carrol upset when the Seahawks' playbook was stolen?
A: He wasn't finished coloring in it yet.
Joke #10
Q: How do you recognize an Seahawk in a department store?
A: He's the one trying to slam the revolving door.
Joke #9
Q: What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?
A: Four seahawks fans watching a football game.



Joke #8
Q: Why does President Obama want to send Russell Wilson to Venezuela?
A: The CIA are convinced Russell is the only American who can overthrow Hugo Chavez.
Joke #7
Q: What is the new Seahawks official cologne creating a lot of buzz?
A: You wear it and the other guy scores.
Joke #6
Q: Did you hear about the joke that Russell Wilson told his receivers?
A: It went over their heads.
Joke #5
Q: What do you call a Seahawks fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Joke #4
Q: A Seattle car salesman was fired Monday for wearing a San Francisco 49ers tie...
A: Who knew a Seahawks fan could even tie a tie.
Joke #3
Q: Why aren't many people surprised by the success of the Seattle Seahawks since Pete Carroll became couch?
A: Pete Carroll coached professional football players at USC for years.
Joke #2
Q: What’s the difference between Linsay Lohan and Russell Wilson?
A: Linsay Lohan has a good line in front of her.
Joke #1
Q: How many Seattle Seahawks does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!


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