Jokes about the New England Patriots

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Joke #20	Q: Why do the New England Patriots hate Xbox? A: There's no cheat button.
Joke #19	Q: Did you hear about Aaron Hernandez? A: He entered prison as a tight end and became a wide receiver.
Joke #18	Q: What is Tom Brady and the Patriots favorite chips? A: Cheeters!

Joke #17	Q: Why did the equipment staff for Tom Brady quit? A: He kept texting them to suck the air out of his balls.
Joke #16	Q: What do Patriots players do to get attention in Boston? A: Go to a Red Sox game.
Joke #15	Q: Why are so many New England Patriots players claiming they have the Swine Flu? A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!
Joke #14	Q: What is a New England Patriots fan's favorite wine? A: "We can't beat Denver cause it's too cold!"
Joke #13	Q: How did the New England Patriots fan die from drinking milk? A: The cow fell on him!
Joke #12	Q: What does an New England Patriots fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? A: He turns off the PlayStation
Joke #11	Q: Why do Patriots’ Fans wear slip-on shoes? A: You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.
Joke #10	Q: How do you recognize a Patriots in a department store? A: He's the one trying to slam the revolving door.
Joke #9	Q: What does a New England Patriots fan and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Joke #8	Q: What's the difference between the New England Patriots and the Taliban? A: The Taliban has a running game!
Joke #7	Q: What's the difference between Patriots fans and a litter of puppies? A: Eventually, the litter of puppies grows up and stops whining.
Joke #6	Q: Why doesn't Rhode Island have a professional football team? A: Because then New England would want one.
Joke #5	Q: Why are New England Patriots jokes getting dumb and dumber? A: Because Patriots fans have started to make them up themselves.
Joke #4	Q: What's the difference between New England Patriots fans and mosquitoes? A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
Joke #3	Q: What do Patriots fans and laxatives have in common? A: Both irritate the absolute crap out of you!
Joke #2	Q: Why is Aaron Hernandez's NFL career over? A: By the time he gets out of jail he wont have a tight end left.
Joke #1	Q: How do you stop an New England Patriots fan from beating his wife? A: Dress her in a Broncos jersey.

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