Jokes about Green Bay Packers

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Joke #20	Q: What does a Wisconsin tornado have in common with a Cheese head going through a divorce? A: Either way... someone's losing a trailer.
Joke #19	Q: Why can't Aaron Rogers use the phone anymore? A: Because he can't find the receiver.

Joke #18	Q: How do you circumsize a Packer Fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth.
Joke #17	Q: What do you call a sober Packer fan? A: A liar.
Joke #16	Q: If you have a car containing a Packers wide receiver, a Packers linebacker, and a Packers defensive back, who is driving the car? A: The cop.
Joke #15	Q: Why do ducks fly over Lambeau Field upside down? A: There's nothing worth craping on!
Joke #14	Q: How do you keep a Packers fan from masterbating? A: You paint his dick Chicago Black and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Joke #13	Q: How do the Packers spend the first week of training camp? A: Studying the Miranda Rights
Joke #12	Q: How do you stop an Green Bay Packers fan from beating his wife? A: Dress her in Chicago Black!.
Joke #11	Q: How does a Packer fan find a sheep in the vast rolling hills of Wisconsin? A: Satisfying!
Joke #10	Q: How do you recognize an Packer in a department store? A: He's the one trying to slam the revolving door.
Joke #9	Q: What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60? A: Four Packers fans watching a football game.

Joke #8	Q: What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan? A: An anorexic.
Joke #7	Q: What is the new Packers official cologne creating a lot of buzz? A: You wear it and the other guy scores.
Joke #6	Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in Green Bay? A: A tourist.
Joke #5	Q: What do you call a Packers fan with half a brain? A: Gifted.
Joke #4	Q: A Green Bay car salesman was fired Monday for wearing a Chicago Bears tie... A: Who knew a Packers fan could even tie a tie.
Joke #3	Q: Did you here about the Packer fan that died at a pie eating contest? A: The cow kicked him in the head!
Joke #2	Q: Why did god create alcohol? A: So Packer women could get laid.
Joke #1	Q: What's the difference between a female Packer fan and a bullhead? A: One has whiskers and stinks and the other one is a fish. Tweet View Comments or Share your own below DISCLOSURE - By continuing to use this site, and viewing any content within, you agree to the terms of use as described in this site's updated Terms and Conditions. The intention of this site is for humor and comedic-effect through satire and parody, and is baseed on comment, opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm, analogy and irony (not to be interpreted as fact or truth). To report any misuse or concerns with the content of this site, contact info@fazemo.com.

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