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Joke #20
Q: What song helps Michael Vick get fired up before a game?
A: Who Let The Dogs Out!
Joke #19
Q: Why can't Nick Foles use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can't find the receiver.
Joke #18
Q: What did the Giants say to the Eagles?
A: Look at my Super bowl Ring.

Joke #17
Q: What do you call a sober Eagles fan?
A: A liar.
Joke #16
Q: If you have a car containing a Eagles wide receiver, a Eagles linebacker, and a Eagles defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Joke #15
Q: How do you know the Pennsylvania State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Philadelphia.
A: For the first offense, they give you two Eagles tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Joke #14
Q: How do you keep a Eagles fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick Giants blue and red and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Joke #13
Q: How do the Eagles spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
Joke #12
Q: How do you stop an Philadelphia Eagles fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Cowboys blue and silver.
Joke #11
Q: Why is Hilary Clinton impressed with Michael Vick?
A: Because he went through more dogs than Bill Clinton!
Joke #10
Q: How do you recognize an Eagles player in a department store?
A: He's the one trying to slam the revolving door.
Joke #9
Q: What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?
A: Four Eagles fans watching a football game.



Joke #8
Q: What do you get when you cross Michael Vick with a dress shoe?
A: Hush Puppies!
Joke #7
Q: What is the new Eagles official cologne creating a lot of buzz?
A: You wear it and the other guy scores.
Joke #6
Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in Philadelphia?
A: A tourist.
Joke #5
Q: What do you call a Eagles fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Joke #4
Q: A Philadelphia car salesman was fired Monday for wearing a NY Giants tie...
A: Who knew an Eagles fan could even tie a tie.
Joke #3
Q: What's the difference between Philadelphia Eagles fans and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
Joke #2
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Philadelphia Eagles.
Joke #1
Q: Why do the Philadelphia Eagles want to change their name to the Pennsylvania Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!


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