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Joke #20
Q: What's Jerry Jones biggest concern ?
A: Does Bail Money count against the Salary Cap?
Joke #19
Q: Did you hear Tony Romo just threw his iPhone in frustration?
A: It was intercepted and then returned for a touchdown.

Joke #18
Q: How many Cowboys fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None they are happy living in Philadelphia's shadow!
Joke #17
Q: How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up.
Joke #16
Q: Why did Tony Romo cross the road?
A: To get to the hospital on the other side!
Joke #15
Q: Why are so many Dallas Cowboys players claiming they have the Swine Flu?
A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!
Joke #14
Q: What Does the Dallas Cowboys and the movie "Broke Back Mountain" have in common?
A: They both have cowboys that suck!
Joke #13
Q: How did the Dallas Cowboys fan die from drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on him!
Joke #12
Q: What does a Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation
Joke #11
Q: What is a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader’s favorite color?
A: Yeller.
Joke #10
Q: How do you recognize a Dallas Cowboy player in a department store?
A: He's the one trying to slam the revolving door.
Joke #9
Q: What does a Dallas Cowboys fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.



Joke #8
Q: What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!
Joke #7
Q: What's the difference between Cowboys fans and a litter of puppies?
A: Eventually, the litter of puppies grows up and stops whining.
Joke #6
Q: Why doesn't Austin have a professional football team?
A: Because then Dallas would want one.
Joke #5
Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Joke #4
Q: What's the difference between Cowboys fans and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
Joke #3
Q: What do Cowboys fans and laxatives have in common?
A: Both irritate the absolute crap out of you!
Joke #2
Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Joke #1
Q: How do you stop an Dallas Cowboys fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in a Philadelphia jersey.


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