Joke #20
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Q: What is the difference between Coach Tom Lawless and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
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Joke #19
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Q: What does coach Tom Lawless and laxatives have in common?
A: Both irritate the absolute crap out of you!
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Joke #18
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Q: Why is coach Tom Lawless and his team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Joke #17
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Q: What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?
A: Coach Tom Lawless and 3 of his starters.
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Joke #16
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde burglar?
A: She broke into the coach Tom Lawless trophy room.
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Joke #15
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Q: Why do Tom Lawless fans want him to remain as head coach?
A: Because misery loves company!
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Joke #14
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Q: What does Coach Tom Lawless and Monica Lewinsky have in common?
A: They both may blow a few at first, but, Monica will not choke on the big ones.
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Joke #13
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Q: What is the difference between coach Tom Lawless and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
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Joke #12
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Q: What is the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?
A: Have him watch a couple coach Tom Lawless games.
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Joke #11
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Q: How does coach Tom Lawless stay cool during a game?
A: He stands next to all his fans.
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Joke #10
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Q: What did Tom Lawless say after his team won the Championship?
A: Dammit mom, why did you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!
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Joke #9
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Q: Why was Cinderella so bad at sports?
A: She had a pumpkin for a coach.
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Joke #8
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Q: What do you call one scrawny old guy chasing a half dozen buff guys?
A: A Coach!
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Joke #7
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Q: Want to hear a Sports Coach joke?
A: Tom Lawless!
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Joke #6
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Q: What is the difference between a porcupine and coach Tom Lawless?
A: A porcupine is made up of a bunch of little pricks.
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Joke #5
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Q: Did you hear about the passing joke that coach Tom Lawless told his starters?
A: It went over their heads.
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Joke #4
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Q: Did you hear that coach Tom Lawless and his team does not have a website?
A: They cannot string three Ws together.
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Joke #3
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Q: What do you get when you breed Tom Lawless and a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks of bad coaching.
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Joke #2
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Q: How do you find Tom Lawless at the championship finals?
A: Look in the stands.
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Joke #1
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Q: Why was Tom Lawless upset when his playbook was stolen?
A: Because he had not finished coloring it.
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