Top 20 Jokes about Tom Lawless

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Joke #20	Q: What is the difference between Coach Tom Lawless and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Joke #19	Q: What does coach Tom Lawless and laxatives have in common? A: Both irritate the absolute crap out of you!

Joke #18	Q: Why is coach Tom Lawless and his team like a possum? A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Joke #17	Q: What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60? A: Coach Tom Lawless and 3 of his starters.
Joke #16	Q: Did you hear about the blonde burglar? A: She broke into the coach Tom Lawless trophy room.
Joke #15	Q: Why do Tom Lawless fans want him to remain as head coach? A: Because misery loves company!
Joke #14	Q: What does Coach Tom Lawless and Monica Lewinsky have in common? A: They both may blow a few at first, but, Monica will not choke on the big ones.
Joke #13	Q: What is the difference between coach Tom Lawless and mosquitoes? A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
Joke #12	Q: What is the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead? A: Have him watch a couple coach Tom Lawless games.
Joke #11	Q: How does coach Tom Lawless stay cool during a game? A: He stands next to all his fans.
Joke #10	Q: What did Tom Lawless say after his team won the Championship? A: Dammit mom, why did you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!
Joke #9	Q: Why was Cinderella so bad at sports? A: She had a pumpkin for a coach.

Joke #8	Q: What do you call one scrawny old guy chasing a half dozen buff guys? A: A Coach!
Joke #7	Q: Want to hear a Sports Coach joke? A: Tom Lawless!
Joke #6	Q: What is the difference between a porcupine and coach Tom Lawless? A: A porcupine is made up of a bunch of little pricks.
Joke #5	Q: Did you hear about the passing joke that coach Tom Lawless told his starters? A: It went over their heads.
Joke #4	Q: Did you hear that coach Tom Lawless and his team does not have a website? A: They cannot string three Ws together.
Joke #3	Q: What do you get when you breed Tom Lawless and a groundhog? A: Six more weeks of bad coaching.
Joke #2	Q: How do you find Tom Lawless at the championship finals? A: Look in the stands.
Joke #1	Q: Why was Tom Lawless upset when his playbook was stolen? A: Because he had not finished coloring it.

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