Joke #20
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Q: Why do most United States fans book 2 seats to every American game?
A: One to sit in, the other to throw when the fighting starts.
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Joke #19
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Q: What does Cinderalla and the American soccer team have in common?
A: Both keep running away from the ball.
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Joke #18
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Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So United States fans can get laid too.
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Joke #17
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Q: What is the difference between a American fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after a while.
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Joke #16
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Q: What does an United States fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
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Joke #15
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Q: What is the difference between the American soccer team and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag usually stays in the Cup!
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Joke #14
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Q: What do you call a United States fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
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Joke #13
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Q: If you see a American fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him? ?
A: It could be your bike.
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Joke #12
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Q: what is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead United States fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
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Joke #11
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Q: What do you call a American fan with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.
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Joke #10
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Q: What happens when a American player loses their eyesight??
A: They become a referee
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Joke #9
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Q: What is the difference between a fat chick and a American striker?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
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Joke #8
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Q: Two American fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?.
A: Who gives a F**K!
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Joke #7
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Q: What is the new American official cologne creating a lot of buzz?
A: You wear it and the other guy scores.
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Joke #6
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Q: What do you call a American player in the World Cup Final?
A: Referee!
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Joke #5
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Q: Did you hear about the new American Bra?
A: Lots of support but no Cups.
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Joke #4
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Q: What do you get when you cross a American Fan with a pig?
A: I do not know, there are some things a pig just will not do.
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Joke #3
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Q: What do United States fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.
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Joke #2
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask a United States fan!
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Joke #1
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Q: what is the difference between a United States fan and a vibrator?
A: A American fan is a real dick.
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