Top 20 United States Soccer Jokes

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Joke #20 Q: Why do most United States fans book 2 seats to every American game? A: One to sit in, the other to throw when the fighting starts. Joke #19 Q: What does Cinderalla and the American soccer team have in common? A: Both keep running away from the ball. Joke #18 Q: Why did god invent alcohol? A: So United States fans can get laid too. Joke #17 Q: What is the difference between a American fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after a while. Joke #16 Q: What does an United States fan and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They are both empty from the neck up. Joke #15 Q: What is the difference between the American soccer team and a tea bag? A: The tea bag usually stays in the Cup! Joke #14 Q: What do you call a United States fan with half a brain? A: Gifted. Joke #13 Q: If you see a American fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him? ? A: It could be your bike. Joke #12 Q: what is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead United States fan? A: Skid marks in front of the dog. Joke #11 Q: What do you call a American fan with no arms and legs? A: Trustworthy. Joke #10 Q: What happens when a American player loses their eyesight?? A: They become a referee Joke #9 Q: What is the difference between a fat chick and a American striker? A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while! Joke #8 Q: Two American fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?. A: Who gives a F**K! Joke #7 Q: What is the new American official cologne creating a lot of buzz? A: You wear it and the other guy scores. Joke #6 Q: What do you call a American player in the World Cup Final? A: Referee! Joke #5 Q: Did you hear about the new American Bra? A: Lots of support but no Cups. Joke #4 Q: What do you get when you cross a American Fan with a pig? A: I do not know, there are some things a pig just will not do. Joke #3 Q: What do United States fans use as birth control? A: Their personalities. Joke #2 Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask a United States fan! Joke #1 Q: what is the difference between a United States fan and a vibrator? A: A American fan is a real dick.

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