Jokes about Cyprus

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Joke #20	Q: Why do most Cyprus fans book 2 seats to every Cypriot game? A: One to sit in, the other to throw when the fighting starts.
Joke #19	Q: What does Cinderalla and the Cypriot soccer team have in common? A: Both keep running away from the ball.

Joke #18	Q: Why did god invent alcohol? A: So Cyprus fans can get laid too.
Joke #17	Q: What is the difference between a Cypriot fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after a while.
Joke #16	Q: What does an Cyprus fan and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They are both empty from the neck up.
Joke #15	Q: What is the difference between the Cypriot soccer team and a tea bag? A: The tea bag usually stays in the Cup!
Joke #14	Q: What do you call a Cyprus fan with half a brain? A: Gifted.
Joke #13	Q: If you see a Cypriot fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him? ? A: It could be your bike.
Joke #12	Q: what is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Cyprus fan? A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
Joke #11	Q: What do you call a Cypriot fan with no arms and legs? A: Trustworthy.
Joke #10	Q: What happens when a Cypriot player loses their eyesight?? A: They become a referee
Joke #9	Q: What is the difference between a fat chick and a Cypriot striker? A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!

Joke #8	Q: Two Cypriot fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?. A: Who gives a F**K!
Joke #7	Q: What is the new Cypriot official cologne creating a lot of buzz? A: You wear it and the other guy scores.
Joke #6	Q: What do you call a Cypriot player in the World Cup Final? A: Referee!
Joke #5	Q: Did you hear about the new Cypriot Bra? A: Lots of support but no Cups.
Joke #4	Q: What do you get when you cross a Cypriot Fan with a pig? A: I do not know, there are some things a pig just will not do.
Joke #3	Q: What do Cyprus fans use as birth control? A: Their personalities.
Joke #2	Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask a Cyprus fan!
Joke #1	Q: what is the difference between a Cyprus fan and a vibrator? A: A Cypriot fan is a real dick.

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