Joke #20
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Q: How do you stop a Swansea City fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in a Real Madrid jersey!
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Joke #19
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Q: What is the shortest book in the world called?
A: The Book of Intelligent Swansea City Fans
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Joke #18
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Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So Swansea City fans can get laid too.
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Joke #17
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Q: What is the difference between a Swansea City fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
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Joke #16
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Q: What does an Swansea City fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
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Joke #15
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Q: What does a Swansea City fan do when his team has won the Championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation.
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Joke #14
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Q: How do you keep a Swansea City fan from masterbating?
A: You paint the Manchester United logo on his dick and he won't beat it for years!
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Joke #13
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Q: If you see a Swansea City fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him? ?
A: It could be your bike.
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Joke #12
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Q: what is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Swansea City fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
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Joke #11
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Q: What do you call a Swansea City fan with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.
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Joke #10
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Q: How do you casterate a Swansea City fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
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Joke #9
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Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and a Swansea City striker?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
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Joke #8
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Q: How do you stop an Swansea City fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in a Real Madrid jersey!
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Joke #7
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Q: What is the new Swansea City official cologne creating a lot of buzz?
A: You wear it and the other guy scores.
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Joke #6
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Q: Why do Swansea City players always look so happy?
A: Because when midgets run, the grass tickles their balls!
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Joke #5
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Q: What do you call an Swansea City fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
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Joke #4
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Q: What do you call 5 Swansea City fans standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
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Joke #3
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Q: What do Swansea City fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.
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Joke #2
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask a Swansea City fan!
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Joke #1
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Q: what is the difference between a Swansea City fan and a vibrator?
A: A Swansea City fan is a real dick.
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