Jokes about Randers FC

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Joke #20	Q: How do you stop a Randers FC fan from beating his wife? A: Dress her in a Real Madrid jersey!
Joke #19	Q: What is the shortest book in the world called? A: The Book of Intelligent Randers Fans

Joke #18	Q: Why did god invent alcohol? A: So Randers FC fans can get laid too.
Joke #17	Q: What is the difference between a Randers fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Joke #16	Q: What does an Randers FC fan and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They are both empty from the neck up.
Joke #15	Q: What does a Randers FC fan do when his team has won the Championship? A: He turns off the PlayStation.
Joke #14	Q: How do you keep a Randers fan from masterbating? A: You paint the Manchester United logo on his dick and he won't beat it for years!
Joke #13	Q: If you see a Randers fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him? ? A: It could be your bike.
Joke #12	Q: what is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Randers FC fan? A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
Joke #11	Q: What do you call a Randers fan with no arms and legs? A: Trustworthy.
Joke #10	Q: How do you casterate a Randers fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Joke #9	Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and a Randers striker? A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!

Joke #8	Q: How do you stop an Randers FC fan from beating his wife? A: Dress her in a Real Madrid jersey!
Joke #7	Q: What is the new Randers FC official cologne creating a lot of buzz? A: You wear it and the other guy scores.
Joke #6	Q: Why do Randers players always look so happy? A: Because when midgets run, the grass tickles their balls!
Joke #5	Q: What do you call an Randers FC fan with half a brain? A: Gifted.
Joke #4	Q: What do you call 5 Randers FC fans standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
Joke #3	Q: What do Randers FC fans use as birth control? A: Their personalities.
Joke #2	Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask a Randers FC fan!
Joke #1	Q: what is the difference between a Randers FC fan and a vibrator? A: A Randers fan is a real dick.

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