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Joke #20
Q: How many reality tv stars does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, Ryan Lochte, because they don't like to share the spotlight.
Joke #19
Q: What do you get when you breed Ryan Lochte and a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks of bad reality TV.


Joke #18
Q: Ryan Lochte is on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?
A: The world of Television!
Joke #17
Q: What does Ryan Lochte and laxatives have in common?
A: Both can irritate the absolute crap out of you!
Joke #16
Q: Did you hear about the Ryan Lochte blow-up doll?
A: It is so realistic that the ego inflates itself!
Joke #15
Q: How does Ryan Lochte change a lightbulb?
A: By just holding it and allowing the world to revolve around them.
Joke #14
Q: Why did Ryan Lochte miss their flight?
A: They were stuck on a broken escalator!
Joke #13
Q: How many reality tv stars does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the light bulb and Ryan Lochte to say it's the other persons fault!
Joke #12
Q: How does Ryan Lochte stay cool during on the set?
A: By standing near the fans!
Joke #11
Q: What is the range of Ryan Lochte acting abilities?
A: About twenty yards, if you have a good arm.
Joke #10
Q: How did Ryan Lochte get hurt drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on them!
Joke #9
Q: What is the difference between Justin Bieber and Ryan Lochte?
A: One of them has balls and it ain't Bieber.



Joke #8
Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So Ryan Lochte fans can get laid too.
Joke #7
Q: How do you keep Ryan Lochte from talking to you?
A: Turn the video camera off.
Joke #6
Q: What do Ryan Lochte fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Joke #5
Q: What is the difference between Ryan Lochte acting and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito only sucks in the summer.
Joke #4
Q: What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Ryan Lochte fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
Joke #3
Q: What do you call a Ryan Lochte fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Joke #2
Q: If you drop a Ryan Lochte fan and a watermelon off a tall building, which will hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?
Joke #1
Q: Why does Ryan Lochte appear to be such a kind, intelligent, generous person?
A: Because they're good at playing roles other than themself.


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