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Joke #20
Q: What does Pat McCrory use for birth control?
A: Their Personality.
Joke #19
Q: Why do you never hear about burglars robbing Pat McCrory?
A: Professional courtesy.


Joke #18
Q: How many fellow Republicans does Pat McCrory need to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they only screw the poor!
Joke #17
Q: What does Pat McCrory and a porn star have in common?
A: They are both experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
Joke #16
Q: What did Pat McCrory tell police after he crashed his car?
A: He blamed it on the Democrats.
Joke #15
Q: What does politician Pat McCrory and diapers have in common?
A: They should both be replaced regularly and for the same reason.
Joke #14
Q: How can you tell when a Pat McCrory is lying?
A: The lips are moving.
Joke #13
Q: What slogan is on the Pat McCrory campaign bumpersticker?
A: Do not steal - the government does not like competitors!
Joke #12
Q: Why is it bad when the Republicans control the House, the Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House?
A: Because they only have themselves to blame .
Joke #11
Q: Why is Pat McCrory unable to screw in a light bulb?
A: Because he cannot decide which way to turn.
Joke #10
Q: What happened when the spouse of Pat McCrory thought global warming might actually be happening?
A: Pat McCrory said not to worry, its just an early summer.
Joke #9
Q: Why is Pat McCrory always on the bottom during sex?
A: Because politicians can only f*ck up.



Joke #8
Q: Did you hear about the new health program Pat McCrory introduced to promote exercise, walking and running?
A: It starts with fixing gas prices at 10 dollars a gallon.
Joke #7
Q: How do you know Pat McCrory is a Republican?
A: They named their kids Deduction One and Deduction Two.
Joke #6
Q: Why are gay Saudis a big dilemma for Republicans?
A: Because they are gays with oil.
Joke #5
Q: What is the biggest problem with the idea of intelligent design?
A: It does cannot explain why Pat McCrory was made.
Joke #4
Q: When did Pat McCrory get a nipple ring?
A: After hearing that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.
Joke #3
Q: What do you get when you put Pat McCrory in a room with 69 lesbians?
A: 70 people who don't do dick!
Joke #2
Q: What is the difference between a magician and Pat McCrory?
A: The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance.
Joke #1
Q: Did you hear that Pat McCrory is in trouble for employing illegal immigrants?
A: Walmart is accusing him of stealing their employees!


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