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Joke #20
Q: Why did God create politician Mark Takai?
A: In order to make used car salesmen look good.
Joke #19
Q: How many Democrats does Mark Takai need to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it really gets screwed.


Joke #18
Q: What do you get when you offer a Mark Takai a penny for his thoughts?
A: Unwanted change.
Joke #17
Q: What is the difference between Democrat Mark Takai and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute provides value for the money she takes.
Joke #16
Q: How do you confuse a Mark Takai and his fellow democrats?
A: You don't, they're just born that way!
Joke #15
Q: What is the Republican's secret Weapon for the next Mid-term Elections?
A: Clinton! ...and either Clinton will work.
Joke #14
Q: How does a Mark Takai supporter get shot in Texas?
A: By driving around in a car with a bumper sticker that says "I voted for Obama, and I'm here to take your guns."
Joke #13
Q: What slogan is on the Mark Takai campaign bumpersticker?
A: Do not steal - the government does not like competitors!
Joke #12
Q: Why is it bad when the Democrats control the House, the Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House?
A: Because they only have themselves to blame.
Joke #11
Q: Why is Mark Takai unable to screw in a light bulb?
A: Because he cannot decide which way to turn.
Joke #10
Q: How many democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, because somebody might come into the room who likes to sit in the dark.
Joke #9
Q: Why is Mark Takai always on the bottom during sex?
A: Because politicians can only f*ck up.



Joke #8
Q: Why do you never hear about burglars robbing Mark Takai?
A: Professional courtesy.
Joke #7
Q: How can you tell when a Mark Takai is lying?
A: The lips are moving.
Joke #6
Q: What does politician Mark Takai and diapers have in common?
A: They should both be replaced regularly and for the same reason.
Joke #5
Q: What does Mark Takai and a porn star have in common?
A: They are both experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
Joke #4
Q: What does Mark Takai use for birth control?
A: Their Personality.
Joke #3
Q: What do you get when you put Mark Takai in a room with 69 lesbians?
A: 70 people who don't do dick!
Joke #2
Q: What is the difference between a magician and Mark Takai?
A: The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance.
Joke #1
Q: What did Mark Takai tell police after he crashed his car?
A: He blamed it on the Republicans.


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