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Joke #20
Q: How do you keep a Miami Heat player out of your yard?
A: Put up a basketball net.
Joke #19
Q: Did you hear that Miami Heat basketball team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Joke #18
Q: What do you call a Miami Heat in the NBA Finals?
A: A referee.
Joke #17
Q: What do I have in common with the Miami Heat?
A: In June we'll both be watching the NBA Finals on television.
Joke #16
Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, a rattlesnake, and a Heat fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Heat Fan.......Twice!



Joke #15
Q: Why did BP hire the Miami Heat to clean up the Gulf oil spill?
A: Because they'll go out there and throw in the towel!
Joke #14
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Miami Heat fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog!
Joke #13
Q: What is the difference between a Miami Heat fan and a pot hole?
A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!
Joke #12
Q: What is the difference between the Miami Heat and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
Joke #11
Q: If you have a car containing a Heat power forward, a Heat point guard, and a Heat center, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Joke #10
Q: What do the Miami Heat and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Joke #9
Q: What is the difference between a Heat fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after a while.
Joke #8
Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?
A: The Miami Heat!
Joke #7
Q: What do you call a good looking girl at the Miami Heat game?
A: A visitor.
Joke #6
Q: What does a Miami Heat fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.



Joke #5
Q: How did the Miami Heat fan die from drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on him!
Joke #4
Q: What did the Miami Heat fan do when his team won the NBA Finals?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Joke #3
Q: How do you make a Heat fan laugh on Monday?
A: Tell him a joke on Friday!
Joke #2
Q: What do Heat fans use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Joke #1
Q: How do the Heat spend the first week of training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.




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