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Joke #20
Q: What is the difference between a tragedy and a catastrophe?
A: A tragedy is a ship full of DAPL executives going down in a storm, a catastrophe is when they can all swim.
Joke #19
Q: What happens after the government takes 35 percent of your paycheck?
A: DAPL will then take the rest!


Joke #18
Q: Why did the post office recall all of their stamps depicting famous Dakota Access Pipeline executives?
A: People were confused about which side to spit on.
Joke #17
Q: Why don't sharks attack DAPL executives?
A: Professional courtesy.
Joke #16
Q: What do you call 20 DAPL executives at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Joke #15
Q: What kind of help can a DAPL advisor provide you?
A: They'll help you with problems you would not have had without them.
Joke #14
Q: Did you hear about the DAPL manager who said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on.
A: He sold me one in the street yesterday.
Joke #13
Q: Why did hospitals report that the hearts of DAPL executives are in strong demand by transplant patients?
A: Because they have never been used.
Joke #12
Q: How do DAPL executives live forever?
A: Because they never die, they just lose Interest.
Joke #11
Q: What is wrong with oil, gas and power jokes?
A: Corporations don't think they are funny, and normal people don't think they're jokes.
Joke #10
Q: How many Dakota Access Pipeline executives can you fit in the back of a pickup truck?
A: Just 2, you have to leave room for the lawn mowers.
Joke #9
Q: Whats the difference between a DAPL executive and a bond?
A: The bond matures.



Joke #8
Q: When is it your problem? If you owe DAPL 100 dollars.
A: When is it a DAPL problem? If you owe them a 100 million dollars.
Joke #7
Q: Want to hear a business joke?
A: Dakota Access Pipeline!
Joke #6
Q: What is the difference between a porcupine and the DAPL leadership team?
A: A porcupine is made up of a bunch of little pricks.
Joke #5
Q: How do you know when Dakota Access Pipeline has a tremendous turnaround in the stock market?
A: When their executive jumps out of a window on the tenth floor, sees a computer screen on the seventh floor and does a U-turn.
Joke #4
Q: Why do customers want the DAPL CEO to remain in charge?
A: Because misery loves company!
Joke #3
Q: What do you get when you breed DAPL and a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks of bad business.
Joke #2
Q: What did the DAPL executive say when he was awarded the Best Company award?
A: Dammit mom, why did you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!
Joke #1
Q: Why was the Dakota Access Pipeline executive upset when his ethics book was stolen?
A: Because he had not finished coloring it.


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