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Joke #20
Q: Why did the post office recall all of their stamps depicting famous General Dynamics executives?
A: People were confused about which side to spit on.
Joke #19
Q: What is the difference between a tragedy and a catastrophe?
A: A tragedy is a ship full of General Dynamics executives going down in a storm, a catastrophe is when they can all swim.


Joke #18
Q: Why don't sharks attack General Dynamics executives?
A: Professional courtesy.
Joke #17
Q: Why was the General Dynamics executive upset when his ethics book was stolen?
A: Because he had not finished coloring it.
Joke #16
Q: What do you call 20 General Dynamics executives at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Joke #15
Q: What did the General Dynamics executive say when he was awarded the Best Company award?
A: Dammit mom, why did you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!
Joke #14
Q: What do you get when you breed General Dynamics and a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks of corruption.
Joke #13
Q: Why did hospitals report that the hearts of General Dynamics executives are in strong demand by transplant patients?
A: Because they have never been used.
Joke #12
Q: How do General Dynamics executives live forever?
A: Because they never die, they just lose their soul.
Joke #11
Q: What is wrong with weapons and defense jokes?
A: Corporations don't think they are funny, and normal people don't think they're jokes.
Joke #10
Q: How many General Dynamics executives can you fit in the back of a pickup truck?
A: Just 2, you have to leave room for the lawn mowers.
Joke #9
Q: What does General Dynamics and Tiger Woods have in common?
A: They are both trying to screw everybody!



Joke #8
Q: When is it your problem? If you owe General Dynamics 100 dollars.
A: When is it a General Dynamics problem? If you owe them a 100 million dollars.
Joke #7
Q: Want to hear a business joke?
A: General Dynamics!
Joke #6
Q: What is the difference between a porcupine and the General Dynamics leadership team?
A: A porcupine is made up of a bunch of little pricks.
Joke #5
Q: How do you know when General Dynamics has a tremendous turnaround in the stock market?
A: When their executive jumps out of a window on the tenth floor, sees a computer screen on the seventh floor and does a U-turn.
Joke #4
Q: Why do customers want the General Dynamics CEO to remain in charge?
A: Because misery loves company!
Joke #3
Q: What kind of help can a General Dynamics advisor provide you?
A: They'll help you with problems you would not have had without them.
Joke #2
Q: Did you hear about the General Dynamics manager who said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on.
A: He sold me one in the street yesterday.
Joke #1
Q: What's the difference between a virus and General Dynamics technology
A: Viruses don't constantly fail.


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