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Joke #20
Q: What song do Arizona Diamondbacks fans sing before the bottom of the ninth inning?
A: Nobody knows. All the fans have left by then.
Joke #19
Q: What's the difference between dirt and the Arizona Diamondbacks?
A: Nothing...they both always get swept.
Joke #18
Q: Why are the Arizona Diamondbacks starting pitchers like orphans?
A: Because they don't know where home is!
Joke #17
Q: What do I have in common with the Arizona Diamondbacks?
A: In October we'll both be watching the World Series on television.
Joke #16
Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, a rattlesnake, and a Diamondbacks fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Diamondbacks Fan.......Twice!

Joke #15
Q: Why did BP hire the Arizona Diamondbacks to clean up the Gulf oil spill?
A: Because they'll go out there and throw in the towel!
Joke #14
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Arizona Diamondbacks fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog!
Joke #13
Q: What is the difference between a Arizona Diamondbacks fan and a pot hole?
A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!
Joke #12
Q: Whats the difference between the Arizona Diamondbacks and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
Joke #11
Q: If you have a car containing a Diamondbacks shortstop, a Diamondbacks catcher, and a Diamondbacks outfielder, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Joke #10
Q: What do the Arizona Diamondbacks and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Joke #9
Q: What is the difference between a Diamondbacks fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after a while.
Joke #8
Q: What do the Arizona Diamondbacks and lawn furniture have in common?
A: They both fold and end up in the cellar after Labor Day!
Joke #7
Q: What do you call a good looking girl at the Arizona Diamondbacks game?
A: A visitor.
Joke #6
Q: What is the difference between a cactus and the Diamondbacks dugout?
A: On a cactus the pricks are on the outside!

Joke #5
Q: How did the Arizona Diamondbacks fan die from drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on him!
Joke #4
Q: What do you call 40 millionaires around a TV watching the World Series?
A: The Arizona Diamondbacks.
Joke #3
Q: How do you make a Diamondbacks fan laugh on Monday?
A: Tell him a joke on Friday!
Joke #2
Q: What do Diamondbacks fans use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Joke #1
Q: How do the Diamondbacks spend the first week of spring training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

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