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2016 Kobalt 400
Sunday, March 6, 2016
Las Vegas Motor Speedway

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2016 Kobalt 400:

The Kobalt 400 is one of 36 core races that are part of the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series, the top racing series of the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing.

The Kobalt 400 will take place at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway. This year the race is scheduled for Sunday, March 6, 2016.

Below are Predictions of the Top 5 Kobalt 400 Contenders.

Prediction - Top 5 Race Car Drivers:
5.  Kyle Busch

In 2015, Kyle Busch, driver of the No. 18 Toyota Camry driver and owner of Kyle Busch Motorsports, suffered a compound fracture to his right leg in the the Xfinity Series race at Daytona International Speedway.

But, a determined Kyle Busch returned to the driver's seat months later, overcame adversity and went on to win his first Cup Series championship at the Ford EcoBoost 400. Kyle's drive and determination will allow him to make a top 5 finish.

4.  Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Dale Earnhardt, Jr., veteran driver of the No. 88 Chevrolet SS in the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series, in two decades of racing has 27 wins and nearly 250 Top 10 finishes. To add, he's also been awarded the Most Popular Driver in the Sprint Cup Series from 2003 to 2015.

Dale has the team, the car, the skill and the experience to do it again. We predict a top 5 finish at the Kobalt 400 and possible pole position to boot.

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3.  Matt Kenseth

Matt Kenseth, racing driver of the No. 20 Toyota Camry for Joe Gibbs Racing, racing since 2000, has amassed an amazing 37 victories and almost 300 Top Ten finishes.

At Kobalt 400, with the abilities of Kenseth and the power that Joe Gibbs Racing cars have shown, we predict Matt and his team to propel themselves into a top 3 finish.


2.  Kevin Harvick
Kevin Harvick drives the No. 4 Chevrolet SS for Stewart-Haas Racing in the Sprint Cup Series, won the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series championship in 2014.

Harvick holds the all-time record number of wins as a Cup Series driver at Phoenix International Raceway with 7, and at Las Vegas Motor Speedway we're looking for Harvick to be challenging the checkered flag.

1.  Jimmie Johnson

Jimmie Johnson has won the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series championship in 2006, and continued on to win an additional 5 more. He has an impressive resume with 76 Sprint Cup Series wins, and over 300 Top ten finishes.

Jimmie has had an outstanding year, and we predict that the No. 48 Chevrolet SS from Hendrick Motorsports will be the first to cross the finish line in this year's Kobalt 400.

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